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Video: Move over, Shrek, for Japan’s aquatic ogre
And you thought Shrek liked hanging out only in his swamp. Turns out there’s a fish that greatly resembles the green ogre swimming off the coast of Japan.
A buzzy video shot by a scuba diver made its way to WYFF-TV in Greenville, S.C. The station explains that this particular fish is an Asian sheepshead wrasse, and it is relatively common. What’s less common is that this particular fish, estimated to be about 30 years old, bears a startling resemblance to the grouchy ogre. The head, the chin, the beady eyes — it’s all there. Alas, no sign of Donkey or Fiona.
The fish are well known for having odd protrusions on their heads, but ol’ Shrek is something else entirely. You can check out the fish in the video below, courtesy of WYFF.
To see the video, click the photo.
